(Not) Getting Married Today - Madeline Kahn - Company

In honor of Valentine’s Day and Single Awareness Day, the delightful Madeline Kahn…

“Listen, everybody, look, I don’t know what you’re waiting for, a wedding, what’s a wedding, it’s a prehistoric ritual where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he’ll realize he’s saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should…”