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Colombiana (Official Film Trailer)

In this action film written by Luc Besson and directed by Olivier Megaton, the amazing Zoe Saldana (Avatar) plays Cataleya, a young woman who has grown up to be an assassin after witnessing the murder of her parents as a child. Turning herself into a professional killer and working for her uncle, she remains focused on her ultimate goal: to hunt down and get revenge on the mobster responsible for her parents’ deaths.

It’s interesting to note that the first person I thought of when I saw this saw this was Milla Jovovich. This is in fact up her ballpark. And then I realized the movie is indeed written and produced by Milla’s ex husband: Luc Besson (The Fifth Element).

Also starring Michael Vartan and Callum Blue.

I am hoping this does well in the box office. Can’t wait to see Zoe Saldana kick some ass!!!!

Black Swan “I had the craziest dream last night, about a girl who has turned into a swan, but her prince falls for the wrong girl… And she kills herself.”

Black Swan

“I had the craziest dream last night, about a girl who has turned into a swan, but her prince falls for the wrong girl… And she kills herself.”

Crazy Bitch On A Train (How To Ride a Train)

“A step by step guild for females in the late 19th century of how to masturbate on trains.”

So my friend’s short made it on FunnyOrDie.com and honestly each time I watch it I die laughing. Crazy bitch on the train! Hahahaha! I can’t!

Rango (2011) - Official Featurette

Rango is an upcoming computer-animated comedy film directed by Gore Verbinski and produced by Graham King. It features the voice of actors Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher, Bill Nighy, Abigail Breslin, Alfred Molina, Harry Dean Stanton, Ray Winstone, Ned Beatty, and Timothy Olyphant.

In the film, Rango is a pet chameleon who lives in a terrarium. He has long thought himself a hero, but then finds himself removed from his contemporary American southwest surroundings and ending up in an Old West town called Dirt, which is populated by various desert critters garbed like characters out of a spaghetti western. As he’s always thought himself a hero, Rango establishes himself as the lawman, strolling the streets as a sheriff-like character. Unknown to him, the “good guy” role doesn’t do very well in Dirt — with a whole cemetery filled with good guy tombstones. But that doesn’t stop Rango from trying, constantly seeking to fit in with his surroundings, no matter how challenging. At a certain point in the narrative, Rango will come to question everything about himself.

2010’s 25 Best Performances That Won’t Win Oscars

“Oscar buzz rarely surprises: Inevitably, the nominees are Hollywood stars in upper-middlebrow prestige pictures, with a couple of British stage actors thrown in to class up the joint. And as a result, many great-but-unconventional performances are overlooked, and this year there seem to be more than ever, from a tween action-movie heroine to an underrated character actress to a pair of A-listers who gambled on oddball (or downright bizarre) projects.

Click on the link above to see some favorite sure-to-be slights, for your consideration.” - NY Magazine

Tom Hardy’s Advice on Acting “Anthing you do on stage or film has a direct relation to something you have experienced in one form or another in real life. Use your imagination to exaggerate or lessen that sensation. Then, disguise it in characterization and don’t forget to make lots and lots of mistakes, and look like a complete asshole. You’ll do fine.” -Tom Hardy

Tom Hardy’s Advice on Acting

“Anthing you do on stage or film has a direct relation to something you have experienced in one form or another in real life. Use your imagination to exaggerate or lessen that sensation. Then, disguise it in characterization and don’t forget to make lots and lots of mistakes, and look like a complete asshole. You’ll do fine.”

-Tom Hardy

Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams' 'Blue Valentine' Gets NC-17 Rating: Why This Makes Us, Well, Blue

What’s most troublesome about the rating is how little the film deserves it. Read more about it here.

See the trailer in previous post here.

Blue Valentine (2010)

A look at the idyllic past and troubled present of working-class couple Dean (Ryan Gosling) and Cindy (Michelle Williams).

The film centers on a contemporary married couple, charting their evolution over a span of years by cross-cutting between time periods.

Black Swan (2010) Starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis with Vincent Cassel Directed by Darren Aronofsky

Black Swan (2010)

Starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis with Vincent Cassel

Directed by Darren Aronofsky

“Don’t cry for me, oh Sweden!”

My short film has hit the circuit and I have finally something to reveal! What can I say I love the Swedes and the Swedes love me! Lol!

Wait for the initial countdown to end and then it’s on like you love it….

All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.

Rita Hayworth
“Rita Hayworth gave good face!”

“Rita Hayworth gave good face!”

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